Here’s just a small selection of our line of Suburb Shirts! Click the shirt for a better look, and then click here for ordering information. Think we missed a ‘burb? Don’t worry we’re constantly making new designs devoted to all the Cleveland suburbs-if yours isn’t on here, it will be! Click here to go straight to the Suburb Shirts ordering page and see the complete line.
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suggestion: Garfield Heights, Home of CityView,the sinking Garbage Dump Shopping Center
LAKEWOOD?!?
North Royalton
Brecksville or
Broadview Heights
Elyria
Would like an Elyria shirt. Elyria is the land of bars.
Sean:
As long as people that work in Cleveland live in Lorain/Elyria we can claim Cleveland.
We could for sure make one for you Michael if you’d like! We don’t have much in the way of phrases for Elyria, but “Land of the Bars” sounds good by us if you want it on there.
gotta show the city of Euclid some lovin!
you need a warrensville shirt!!!!
Maple Heights and Medina
You need a Mayfield shirt so I can wear it and represent on the west coast!
Yes! A Mayfield Heights one for me!
Mayfield Heights
“Still better than South Euclid.”
or a Highland Heights one, please!
Highland Heights
“The safest place without streetlights.”
“Wealthier than Mayfield Heights, but less conceited than Gates Mills.”
your wish is our command! we’re actually planning on releasing our Highland Heights shirt tomorrow, expect a posting soon
How about historic COLLINWOOD ? Or the inner-city’s old ethnic neigborhood typically not found on maps, widely known as SLAVIC VILLAGE OR MURRAY HILL. AND of course, how about the always hip COVENTRY!!
Also, creating shirts w/some of the MAJOR STREETS would rock! I’d totally` rock a ST. CLAIR or Euclid Ave tee … especially St. Clair, where I originally grew up!
We’re planning on making a Slavic Village shirt actually and actually we’re thinking about making street shirts with pictures of the street on it along with it’s own catch phrase!
Sheffield Lake
Folks in Lorain and Elyria need to stop claiming Cleveland.
As long as people from Lorain and Elyria still work in, and pay taxes in Cleveland, they can claim it. It’s all about metropolitan Cleveland.
you hit the nail on the head mike, we’ll make all sorts of suburb shirts as long as there’s a demand! and btw, for those of you that have seen the suburb shirts specifically; what do you think of the design? are they too simple? funny enough? please let us know-i know we have our critics, and the main reason we chose this look for the Suburbs was that it’s a simple look, at a good price.
Shaker Heights
shaker heights
gates mills!
SLAVIC VILLAGE for sure!
Hi Diane!
We’ve had a lot of demand for a Slavic Village shirt, and we’re weighing between doing a catchy phrase that we came up with like the Suburb Shirts, or a picture like our Coventry shirt…or both.
You need a Cleveland Heights shirt!
Also, (you’ve probably already thought of this) there are lots of street festivals and arts festivals throughout the summer in the various suburbs and Cleveland neighborhoods, I bet you could sell some of your shirts at these events.
North Olmsted: It’s more than just a mall.
how about mentor or lake county? we’re still suburbs!
Hey Jamie! Right now we’re on suburb overload ha ha which is a good thing! I can tell you honestly that right now both Mentor and Lake County are both projected to be showcased soon so I’d say within the next two weeks look for something for both ‘burbs. Honestly we’re glad everyone has a suburb that they want made into a shirt, we were never expecting this kind of response-but expect the unexpected I guess
Yes! I’d love an Eastlake one!
Rocky River: We gave the world Michael Stanley. You’re Welcome.
What about Sheffield Lake? I just can’t think of a good expression. The only one I’ve heard is, “Home of Potholes and A$$holes.” But I don’t think it’s very good for a t-shirt, haha.
Or, maybe just something with Lorain County.
I got it! Sheffield Lake: At least we’re not Lorain.
I bought the Parma shirt because it was close enough, but as a Parma Hts. resident, how about Parma Hts. Parma Hts., NOT Parma. Our houses are bigger and so are our trees.
Oh! I like the comment above mine! Parma Hts.: At least we aren’t Parma.
I’m afraid you’ve let the cat out of the bag Amanda ha ha, but it’s ok! Yes, we are planning on making a Parma Heights tee with something along the lines of “Parma Heights: Parma On Steroids”, or “Parma Heights: Not Parma”, etc. you get the picture
Yes! So excited! Now I’ll have to give my Parma shirt to some poor, unfortunate Parma resident…
hey now, some of us are Parmans
…sorry…
no worries
lol we’re all friends!
Bedford & Bedford Heights!!!!!!!
Btw, The second box says mail not email. i was confused at first lol.
West Park?
Ohio- We mess with Texas.
we’re doing a West Park shirt…thinking “West Park: The Real Mile High Club” as a tribute to all the planes that go over
thoughts everyone?
Westpark: Where cops lived when they gave a shit
I agree. Westpark should go with a Firefighters and Cops theme as its known for…well I guess until the law changes and they all move out haha;) Oh and I’m not completely sold on the Lakewood shirt and I live in Lakewood. Figured you go with more of “Lets go to Mass then to the bar afterwards” hah!
I ADORE “Ohio – We mess with Texas”!!!
I moved from Ohio to Texas about a year ago, and I actually know a bunch of other people here from Ohio. That would be an hilarious shirt! (Even though I have learned since being here that “Don’t Mess with Texas” is an anti-litter campaign, so I don’t know what that would say about Ohioans…
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Bedford Heights: “Why the flight, was it getting too dark. The sun still shines here.”
super excited for lake county shirts…
how about shirts for the colleges in/around cleveland? CSU, tri-c, that would be cool!
btw, i live in lake county and go to tri-c west… so i can claim cleveland. i also work for malley’s chocolates! which is based in brook park
lake county shirts are coming soon, we’ll send out an e-mail
we’d love to do local schools but there’s the little issue of copyrights and all that…however personally i’m not opposed to going to the schools and asking if we can use the school name on our shirts!
I would love to see a Willoughby t-shirt. It is the courtesy city, afterall!
Olmsted Falls
“Fairview Park – The land of um… well….hm.”
or something along those lines.
What about twinsburg? home of twinsdays? If you ever get to come to twinsburg in august you see all the freakishly scarey twins and the really sexy ones too
Bedford, Bedford Heights. Maple Heights and Warrensville Heights
we do have a new Bedford shirt that’s available by following the link here:
http://www.printfection.com/collisionbendclothing/Bedford–Home-of-the-Automile/_p_4070654
As for the other three, they’ve been added to our list of upcoming suburbs
thanks for the input B!
While I want to represent Bedford, the Automile slogan isn’t catchy enough that I would actually buy it. You guys need something more whitty. I don’t like that there is no humor or fun about the Bedford shirt. Overall, I am disappointed and I hope you guys come up with a whittier Bedford shirt. Until then, I’ll wait to buy my Bedford shirt
mike,
send us an e-mail @ collisionbendclothing@gmail.com -we’d love to come up with a slogan just for you
Awww no love for Fairview Park? How about “What protects Westlake from Cleveland”
Fairview Park’s on the way
Woohoo! Lookin forward to it
Being on the west coast now, I hafta represent Cleveland and it’s suburbs well. hehe
How bout Hinckley……March 15th-19th Tourism season!
Bay Village, where our murders are few but famous
love the Sam Sheppard reference…heck I think enough time has gone by we could get away with a Torso Murderer shirt…thoughts everyone?
The Highland Heights shirt is great guys! Keep up the great work! I’ll be sure to sport my HH shirt throughout the state.
HH For Life!
thanks Mark! send us a picture of you in your HH shirt when you order and we’ll be sure to put it up on our new “testimonials” section.
Where’s Solon?
around the Cleveland area
haha actually mike we’re putting the finishing touches on Solon and a Flats shirt, Solon just happened to be one of those shirts that may need an alternate because we have a few good phrases to go along with the shirt.
Broadview Heights please!
Do one for Bay Village!! Can’t think of any great slogons for it at the moment, will post if i think of one…
Amherst
The Sandstone Capital of the World
^this actually has some legs to it. its rumored that bill gates purchased some of our sandstone to build one of his houses
I grew up in South Euclid.
How about a T-shirt
SOUTH EUCLID
WHY?
We need some Geauga County love! Chardon please!
yes chardon!!
South Euclid: Seriously…it’s not in Euclid
OR
South Euclid: Home of the OTHER Notre Dame
is there going to be a brecksville shirt in the future?
thanks!
hey stephanie! there sure is, we’ve gotten caught up with our Cityscape shirts lately but we’re going to be discussing the next line of suburban tees really soon.
Bay Village: Home of Cleveland’s Other Public Beach
Parma: Churches, Bars, and Bowling Alleys
Where the heck is SHAKER HEIGHTS?!?!?!?!